- Terrorism ft Osama Bin Laden
- Greece/Portugal/places who are dumb with money
- Last December
- Tweeting famous people in the hope they’ll retweet (hi Obama! Love the hair!! OMG I LOVE YOU XXX)
- Forgetfulness
- Using fun fonts
- My ‘I HEART 2010′ t-shirt
- The Joe Frazier Grill (patent pending)
- Being able to do racist impressions of North Koreans
- Deleting web browser history and saying you were shopping for a surprise christmas gift and wanted to keep it secret. Women. Got. Wise
- Not knowing what LMAO, FML, SMD and RSPCA mean
- Mispellling words
- Greenish bluey green (Turquoise is back people!)
- Faith that channel 5 will one day become a good TV channel (see Big Brother)
- Forgetfulness
- Writing long arduous blogs
- Michael Buble
- Randomly mashing keyboard mid-senten s45eri7uhsrifguhsfd35iufsiufse
