Cat’s what I call News

Bit of a mental week. I broke the ‘Woman Puts Cat in Wheelie Bin’ story to The Sun and The Daily Mail. It went global.

Here’s the story.

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Hello Comedy

Bonnie Scotland. That’s right, that place where they wear skirts. Me and comedian Spencer Owen went up to Edinburgh to watch some funny ha ha. My challenge? To scout out some good new acts!

Have a look-see what we got up to.

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Water water everywhere? Sort of.

As I type, my house is waterless. A few hours ago an enormous water main at the end of my road burst in two places rendering 170 houses – included mine – without water.

I need a shower and a wee. I also have a sudden craving to drink, like, a pint of water. Mmmm water. What do I do? Will I let it beat me? Shall I let Thames Valley rule my life? Can H2O beat Bob Fletcher? Can it bollocks!

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Can You Read Minds?

I often do this mind-reading trick on people (normally fit girls) where I ask them to think of a vegetable then guess what it is. It works 66% of the time and it’s sensational when it does. But the rest of the time it’s like…”no, you’re just…crap”.

Of course I’m not psychic and I don’t think anyone is. It’s all about reading behaviour and using some crafty tricks. Surely with those skills I can beat 3 of the best young comedians performing at Edinburgh this year at mind reading? Referee’d by the renown mind-reader Chris Cox, who will come out on top?

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