Hat’s off to you
Not everyone can wear hats. Actually, that’s not true. EVERYONE can wear hats. Providing you have a head.
Maybe the elephant man couldn’t wear a hat (a regular hat I mean) but I’m sure he could have put a tesco bag on and called it a hat… who would object? He’s the elephant man. Give him a break! His head’s all warped and weird, the last thing he needs is you telling him what is or isn’t a hat.
Man, how bad was that World Cup Final? Me and my brother Andy used to pick Holland Spain on Pro Evo as – evenly matched – they’d often prove to be exciting games. 0-0 for nearly 2 hours! Bloody hell.
Whilst I’m on the subject of brothers, Happy Birthday oldest brother Steve who is 32 years old as of July 11th! He introduced Jacob’s video on the Meaning of Life blog. He’s now the same age as Jamie Carragher and Ashton Kutcher. I wouldn’t swap him for either. Carragher’s just rubbish and imagine being related to Ashton Kutcher! He’s such a tool.
Who is Steve Pearce and why should I care?
And to another Steve. You might remember this Steve from the cocktails blog, if you don’t then, you can click that hyperlink and read it if you can be arsed. He’s a middle-school teacher despite having the decorum and humour of an ape.
He always had the upper hand on me fashion-wise at Uni because of a more gutsy approach to taking risks on clothes. Well, to ME they were risks. I thought belts were risky. He often wore tight jeans, those silk scarve things some people wear, waistcoats, on the odd occasion eye make-up and of course – hats. Yes, he was a right dandy belend.
I’m not sure hats really suit my face. I have prominant features with my schnoz and glasses but it’s summer and bona fide hat weather. It’s a conundrum! It makes me ponder and philosophise about hats deeply. Are hats sexy? Should everyone own at least one hat? Do they make your hair fall out? Should someone invent a hat that doubles as some kind of incredible frisbee??
We went to Upper Street in Angel to a selection of stores.
Possibly FCUK
Marks and Spencers
Monsoon
Trendy posh place I can’t remember then name of
5 Jokes about hats I’ve wrote just… now
1. Why are the French so moody all the time?
They’re fed up of being beret-ed
2. A forgetful hat walks into a bar, the bartender says “Hello Geoff”. The hat says “what!? How do you know my name!?”. The bartender replies, “because you’ve beanied here before”
3. A hat and a cat fall in love. They spend years trying to have children with no success. Puzzled, they go to the doctor, the hat says “Doctor, why can’t we have kids?!”. The doctor replies “I’m sorry but I’m afraid it’s physically un-fez-ible”
4. Two hats are sat in the living room watching Hat I got News For You. One says to the other suddenly “I’ve just decided.. I’m going to be prime minister!”, the other replies “That tribly the day!”
5. A spanish hat calls into a radio station and says “hi, i love your show!”, the DJ replies “thank you! I don’t know how we’re having this conversation… since you’re a hat with neither an actual mouth or any opposable thumbs with which to actually dial a phone. To be honest, I’m freaking out right now. Still, I might aswell ask – what song would you like?”, the hat replies “sombrero-ver the rainbow”.
A liberating experience but I’m still on the fence with hats. What do you think though? Who won? Ok, I know it’s a pretty weird self-indulgent contest but it was more exciting looking at these photos and reading my 5 crap jokes than watching Holland Versus Spain right? Of course it was.
Who looks better in hats? Which is your favourite? Who won? Do YOU like hats!? HATS!!!! VOTE/COMMENT BELOW!
David Beckham, an Irishman and a Hat all took part in an IQ test.
The hat came up tops.
I just got a three cornered hat therefore I win.