For fag’s sake!

This week I’m focussing on smoking cigarettes. They’ve always been a bit of a mystery to me so I thought I’d try and find some answers. Though smoking isn’t good for your health, does it’s coolness outweight it’s unhealthiness? Maybe. I’m arguing against the facts!… sort of

Don’t worry, I’m not trying to get you to quit. I don’t care. I’m at peace with your smoke. Just watch and read. Inhale my wordy goodness.

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Fancy a cuppa?

Today, I take on the most infamous viral internet clip known to mankind. It’s grotesque, it’s explicitly vile, it’s vomit-inducing. My mission? To not be sick. Could I handle it?

If you don’t already know, Two Girls One Cup is a short video clip whereby two ladies are said to engage in some quasi-sexual activity on camera before doing something unspeakably rotten. Here’s how we got on watching it…

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How didn’t I not win?

I voted Lib Dem because I didn’t like Cameron, now my alleigance is rewarded with… David Cameron. That’s like a kid going to their headteacher to complain about a bully… only to see them both the next day necking in the playground together. Going at it. Non-stop. For five years.

So I thought I’d take on the PM aka the Cleggatron in the best way I could; not politically, intellectually or as a leader but by with some pointless rambling and a video I made…

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Forget meow-meow, I want woof-woof!

So I really like making noises and I think I’m quite good at them too. But it’s no use THINKING these things is there? You have to put them to the test, against the best! Or whoever’s willing…

I took on comedian, writer and uber popular youtuber Elise Harris in three rounds of mammalian imitation – is she a match for me?

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