When you – very briefly – lose things…

 

To celebrate me buying a new jumper, watch what I made!

You know when you can’t find the TV remote your glasses, your left sock or your nan? You know when you suddenly DO find the thing you’re looking for? And there’s that moment of total elation for a fraction of a second? Amazing right! How can you possibly describe the feeling? It’s impossible. So I made this video to help.

I say that… but this is actually just a random idea I had and have just now tenuously justified it with a reason i’ve come up with 18 seconds ago. Enjoy:

 

 

GO OBAMA…

Things both me and Joe Pesci did today

At 11.08am me and Joe Pesci – where ever he is in the world – wrote the same to do list of things to do on Ocotber 8th 2012:
  • Go get f*cking bin bags
  • Get mother f*cking milk too
  • Buy some sh*t-f*cking food, like a f*cking MacDonalds? Or get a healthy sandwich you fat f*ck!!
  • Sh*ting come back, maybe do a sh*t later.. or now?
  • Then, watch some mother f*cking Breaking Bad with food
  • Then, play some f*cking Pro
  • Look at those f*cking tv ideas and make em less sh*t
  • Make sure all that F*CKING tax stuff is ok
  • Make some f*cking pasta! F*CK SH*T YEAH!
  • Shower at some point numb nuts, f*ck

 

True story.