La Pause (Morocco)

April 6th, 2013 § 0 comments § permalink

So like, I went to Morocco with my dame and – aside from being hassled by monkey pimping hobos in Marrakech – went to this amazing place called La Pause just outside the city. It was this super cool retreat in the middle of a desert. Most amazing of all… was seeing this miniature tiger/lion:

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What I do at Work

March 15th, 2013 § 0 comments § permalink

I got an iPhone 5. It’s awesome. It has a camera, internet and all sorts of other cool shit (I could already do on my laptop and camera). I’m going to be posting clips and videos all the time now. An annoying amount. Hope you like the sound of that… People often say “Bob, what do you actually do at work?” and I say “Nan, I’ll tell you as soon as you let me out of this head lock”. This is for you WWE nan:

This of course is not true. I do lots of proper development and good ideas. Spot the Aids victim would never work as a panel show.

Africa

February 17th, 2013 § 0 comments § permalink

Relax, I’m not taking on the actual Africa! (I’ll do that another week).

No, this is BBC’s brilliant natural history series ‘Africa’ with everyone’s dream granddad David Attenborough.

Did you anyone see it the other week with the Zebras? They played some unusual music over the mating scene. Weird. See for yourself:

Negotiating Ransom with Movie Stars

January 5th, 2013 § 0 comments § permalink

We’ve all been in this situation…

When you – very briefly – lose things…

November 6th, 2012 § 0 comments § permalink

To celebrate me buying a new jumper, watch what I made!

You know when you can’t find the TV remote your glasses, your left sock or your nan? You know when you suddenly DO find the thing you’re looking for? And there’s that moment of total elation for a fraction of a second? Amazing right! How can you possibly describe the feeling? It’s impossible. So I made this video to help.

I say that… but this is actually just a random idea I had and have just now tenuously justified it with a reason i’ve come up with 18 seconds ago. Enjoy:

GO OBAMA…

Objects Complaining

October 10th, 2012 § 0 comments § permalink

Do you ever wonder what stuff in your house thinks?

I found out…

All this really happened.

Things both me and Joe Pesci did today

October 8th, 2012 § 0 comments § permalink

At 11.08am me and Joe Pesci – where ever he is in the world – wrote the same to do list of things to do on Ocotber 8th 2012:

Go get f*cking bin bags
Get mother f*cking milk too
Buy some sh*t-f*cking food, like a f*cking MacDonalds? Or get a healthy sandwich you fat f*ck!!
Sh*ting come back, maybe do a sh*t later.. or now?
Then, watch some mother f*cking Breaking Bad with food
Then, play some f*cking Pro
Look at those f*cking tv ideas and make em less sh*t
Make sure all that F*CKING tax stuff is ok
Make some f*cking pasta! F*CK SH*T YEAH!
Shower at some point numb nuts, f*ck

True story.

Eating Jaffa Cakes and Doing Movie Quotes

September 20th, 2012 § 4 comments § permalink

Eat and Quote Movies? – PLAY THE GAME!

So I took a few moments from working on Comedy World Cup, the new channel 4 super smashing mega hit on CHANNEL 4 Saturday’s at 8.20pm called Comedy World Cup on Saturday at 8.20pm on channel 4 called Comedy World Cup! AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?!

..To do some movie quotes whilst eating Jaffa Cakes.

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